1. Jeeps with no doors: We get it! You are adventurous, you live on the wild side, you wave at other Jeep owners- amazing. How is it that I have to strap my children into the back seat until they’re 30 like we are about to travel thru a meteor shower, but you can drive in a car without doors?!?
2. Jared from Subway, Howie Mandel, and Sarah Palin: The first two I have no good reason to dislike. It’s a quality I can’t quite explain. The third one I don’t have the energy to explain. She bugs me on a level that few people in history have reached.
3. Vague, Whiny Facebook Posts: Oh, you’re bored? You had a bad day at work? Do you think your 465 FB friends need to hear that? And, what’s even worse than that is the posts like, “I can’t believe that just happened!” Or, “I got the worst news today!” If you are not going to explain what is going on, don’t post it! Don’t go fishing for concern on FB- it’s annoying. I know that sounds harsh and you might be thinking, “I don’t care about the 600 pictures of your kids.” That’s fair, but at least my kids make some people smile. If it makes one person happy, it makes me happy.
4. People who complain about all the drama: In my vast experience I have observed there is a direct correlation between people who complain about ‘all the drama’ and people who create drama. If there is one thing that I know to be true is that your life is filled with things you are committed to. If you commit to no-drama and happiness, that is what you shall have. If you commit to drama and adversity in your life that is what you will have. Whoa, that got a little deep. But, it is true none-the-less.
5. Throwing garbage out the car window: Are you kidding me? You can’t just leave it in your car until you get to your destination?!? You are so selfish that you can throw it out the window and think, “not my problem”? Shame shame shame. We should literally be allowed to rear-end cars that litter on the roads.
6. Pink: I know I already named celebs that annoy me, but I had to add Pink in a separate category. Sorry, Pink, but you are no different than all the other pop stars. Oh, you’re edgy because you aren’t as pretty as Brittney? You still sing lame pop music and your voice isn’t good either. I know that seems mean but I don’t think she is cool because she writes her own lyrics. “Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?” No I haven’t. Frankly, that just sounds messy.
What Grinds your gears? Please vent here…..
People that slow down while driving beacause they’re using their phones. If you can’t talk and at least follow the rules of the road get off the phone! Pull over! Don’t answer or make a call until you reached your destination. I don’t care what you do just get out of my way. How hard is it to talk and pay attention to the road anyway? I won’t even get started on texters. Has the need for instant information become so strong that we’re willing to risk ours and others lives for it?
Ha! Yes. I agree. I’m sure you have more where this came from so let me know and I can do a ‘grind my gears’ part two.
You had me until you went red on pink. I love her because she relates to all the real behavior problem teenagers out there who eventually figure out they have to grow up and quit whining but don’t know how. Can’t help it. I love her.
Ha! You are not the only one who disagreed with me on Pink. I had a couple friends say the same thing. Sorry to all the loyal Pink fans out there (I still don’t like the music though).