1. Jeeps with no doors: We get it! You are adventurous, you live on the wild side, you wave at other Jeep owners- amazing. How is it that I have to strap my children into the back seat until they’re 30 like we are about to travel thru a meteor shower, but you can drive in a car without doors?!?

2. Jared from Subway, Howie Mandel, and Sarah Palin: The first two I have no good reason to dislike. It’s a quality I can’t quite explain. The third one I don’t have the energy to explain. She bugs me on a level that few people in history have reached.

3. Vague, Whiny Facebook Posts: Oh, you’re bored? You had a bad day at work? Do you think your 465 FB friends need to hear that? And, what’s even worse than that is the posts like, “I can’t believe that just happened!” Or, “I got the worst news today!” If you are not going to explain what is going on, don’t post it! Don’t go fishing for concern on FB- it’s annoying. I know that sounds harsh and you might be thinking, “I don’t care about the 600 pictures of your kids.” That’s fair, but at least my kids make some people smile. If it makes one person happy, it makes me happy.

4. People who complain about all the drama: In my vast experience I have observed there is a direct correlation between people who complain about ‘all the drama’ and people who create drama. If there is one thing that I know to be true is that your life is filled with things you are committed to. If you commit to no-drama and happiness, that is what you shall have. If you commit to drama and adversity in your life that is what you will have. Whoa, that got a little deep. But, it is true none-the-less.

5. Throwing garbage out the car window: Are you kidding me? You can’t just leave it in your car until you get to your destination?!? You are so selfish that you can throw it out the window and think, “not my problem”? Shame shame shame. We should literally be allowed to rear-end cars that litter on the roads.

6. Pink: I know I already named celebs that annoy me, but I had to add Pink in a separate category. Sorry, Pink, but you are no different than all the other pop stars. Oh, you’re edgy because you aren’t as pretty as Brittney? You still sing lame pop music and your voice isn’t good either. I know that seems mean but I don’t think she is cool because she writes her own lyrics. “Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?” No I haven’t. Frankly, that just sounds messy.