Hi Welcome to Candysbrain! I named my blog that because I am Candy and I write about what’s in my brain. There is often a health and wellness component to what I write because that is my ultimate passion. My formal education is in Health Sciences with a concentration in Community Health; I am a Massage Therapist, and I am an independent distributor for Shaklee (#1 Natural Nutrition company). I am passionate about Nutrition and the highest quality supplements, and I am IN LOVE with working from home. Those are things that I promote*. I also like to use humor in everything I talk about because that is who I am and the world needs to laugh more. Below you will find more random nonsense about me as well as a disclaimer. Here is my personal website addressFullSizeRender (28).

  • I turn down the radio when I go through the IPass lane (yes, even when I don’t have to stop for the barrier thing).
  • I have VERY vivid dreams and I remember almost all of them. Nothing like waking up after an inappropriate dream about an old teacher who you are not attracted to at all.
  • I wish I could go back in time and re-do high school and college knowing what I know now.
  • I wish I had more excuses to wear pencil skirts.
  • I regularly wonder how many of my Facebook ‘friends’ actively dislike me.
  • I like peanut butter and fried egg sandwiches. Really.
  • I often find myself driving in complete silence without even realizing it. No radio, etc. just lost in my own brain.
  • I have officially written 3 children’s books and have no idea what to do with them.
  • I love to write but am terrified of what people actually think of my writing.
  • If I am running and see a man, I run faster. It doesn’t matter if it is a 17 year old boy, an 80 year old man, or Justin Timberlake- I pick up the pace. Like I am impressing anyone with my 10 min mile!
  • I’m silly good at all bar/beer games and take great pleasure in beating people, especially men.
  • I cry at least 2x/week. I get really sad when I see sad things. I am almost incapable of processing sadness. I could never live in the city because I honestly cry when I see homeless people. I worry about whether they have mental health problems or families and I think about them in the winter and how desperate they must feel. Anyway, you get the point.
  • I am a bad listener. I like to talk too much, but I’m working on it.
  • I am a carb-o-holic. It has been 30 seconds since my last bread.
  • I have to put like 5 sugars in McDonald’s coffee for me to like it but I claim to really like coffee.
  • I kind of think I am sexy and I am genuinely mad at you if you disagree.
  • I am totally capable of parallel parking unless someone is watching me. Then I just want to sit in the street and cry.
  • I worry about my feet being stinky.
  • I have crazy random streams of consciousness. I can go from pre-school teachers to Quentin Tarrantino to Beer pong in 3 seconds flat. My husband cannot keep up.
  • I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.
  • I hate that my husband thinks Taylor Swift is hot.

***I am in independent distributor for Shaklee. I make money from purchases at my Personal Website. I am NOT a doctor (I don’t even play one on TV). I talk about things that have worked for me and my opinions on health topics.